Still haven't started my period, or as Marge puts it "my bleed". I swear that woman creeps me out. She told me I should start in a week after my progesterone shot(s). I had to put the dose in two syringes because of the large volume. I tried to explain to Marge that the shot goes into my butt and I am certain it is large enough to handle it all in one syringe but she advised against that. She told me to call last Friday if I had not started and when I did call large Marge tells me "these things take time", like she is bothered that I am calling her. I can not wait to call her this Friday with the news I still have not started. I would not be surprised if that woman sent me and my small ovaries into menopause. It is quite possible that the medication she gave me was not progesterone but pancake syrup which is about the same consistency. That would explain why I haven't started "my bleed", and why my shorts are too tight.
All the shots I had been taking made me grow a mustache, it was so thick the Asian woman who gave me my pedicure asked me if I needed a wax. I didn't even know they did waxing at the nail salon. I wonder what other services they offer, I was afraid to ask. Maybe they offer infertility treatments, I will have to ask next time I'm in, if they can do a pedicure for $18 I can't imagine what kind of deals they offer on IVF. I bet they would even throw the waxing in for free.
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Boy, I'm glad you are transferring your frustrations over postponing this cycle onto Marge and not me!
For the record I wanted to clarify that Marge is not large, but she does sound a lot like Marge Simpson.
I miss my nurse from my previous cycles, Brandi, but since we are going the carrier route, Marge it is (she is the "third party specialist" whatever that means).
You guys are NUTS! hahaha! This made me laugh. I'm getting a mustache - just because I'm almost 40.
(and maybe because I pumped myself full of all of those fertility drugs too)
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